Ambush Bug

Bob Gore

Forget chiggers and ticks. These ambush bugs are the latest worry in the natural world. Powered by excess rain, they have grown to gigantic proportions. They are waiting to grab you by the hairs of your toes. Beware sandal wearers and barefoot hikers!

April Fools!

The real ambush bug is less than a half inch in size and feeds on other insects who happen too close. Humans being much larger than insects need not worry.